Don't make me use my weapon!
-- This guy's got a hard job. But he always carries protection when he's on patrol, just in case an inmate wants to play dirty. Uniform includes prison guard shirt embroidered with "L.A. County Prison," as well as a silver badge, removable "Sgt. Dick Amazing" name tag and metal handcuffs. Shirt made of poly-cotton blend. Wear your own black trousers as tight as you'd like.
-- Shoes and pants not included.
-- Visit CostumeStore accessories department for jailer's keys and a billy club, in case you need to be forceful.
-- CostumeStore.com suggests: blow off steam with a lady Police Officer. Or you could always escape with a little Jailbird.